Merry Christmas – Rapey Style!
It’s that time for giving, so here, have this:
The rapiest of all Christmas songs! “Say, what’s in this drink?” – Patriarchy, bitch! Get the fuck out of there, this dude’s a total creeper.
These are all things that I can be heard saying whenever I’m forced to listen to this song while marching the capitalist beat of holiday shopping. I like to say them as loud as possible in public places so as to up the ante on my insufferability.
So yeah, Merry fucking Christmas.